Tuesday 15 December 2015

Best line ever written

I want you to remember...my hand...at your throat...
...I want...you to remember...
...the one man who beat you...

The Dark Knight Returns is just too good for words.

Tuesday 8 December 2015

Chrono Trigger SNES Walkthrough

I've just discovered this game today and I'm sticking this here so I can come back to it and absolutely boss my way through this game.  All credit to "A" Tadeo.

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                        C H R O N O   T R I G G E R 
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                    Chrono Trigger Walkthrough and FAQ  
                              (Final Version)
                               By: “A” Tadeo
                           Created: June 23, 2000
                      Final Release: February 17, 2001
                   Mail me at: c_trigger@edsamail.com.ph
                              ICQ#: 12218741
                              AIM: atadeo020
                     Home Page: http://surf.to/aaronph


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                                INTRODUCTION
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Hello everyone! Welcome to my very first walkthrough/FAQ. I decided to create 
one for myself for many reasons, I want to prove that I can beat a game 
efficiently, I also want to prove that I can create a good Walkthrough/FAQ, 
and I also want to share to others what I have done and what have I seen so 
far regarding the game. I hope I can create this Walkthrough/FAQ well so that 
you won’t get lost in the game. Honestly, I prefer not to play a game from the 
beginning to the end using a walkthrough. Just play the game and if you 
somehow left yourself trapped or stuck in a particular place/event in the 
game, use this guide to help you.

The Dark Knight Returns

It should be called "You will RETURN. Time and time again to this book"

It's an absolute stroke of utter genius.  Can pretty much pick it up and turn to any page and you're sucked in.

Greatest.
Book.
Ever.


Friday 4 December 2015

Sticky Bombs for life



GTA online hiests are a team effort. You can't always do what you want to do. Sometimes you have to listen to your team mates and follow their lead.

Pappi begs to differ. 


Wednesday 2 December 2015

Gaming online

I love playing online, but just with my actual pals. Folk I know in real life. Friends.

I don't want to be forced to play FIFA against, or with, some wee Fanny who just screams down the microphone with his prepubescent voice.

I don't want to have to listen to some American teenager calling everyone 'Gay' when they get something wrong.

I'm in my 30's. I just want to play with my mates.

C'mon EA, don't be a bunch of idiots. Some of your players are grumpy old men who just want to pretend we are sitting on our mates couch. And sometimes in an uneven number.

Idiots.


Nicknames

This is a genuine thing that we still do. Even though we are all in our late 30's we still spend a ridiculous amount of time coming up with nicknames for our mates.

It takes time. You have to get it right.


Work gets in the way

Even though the lack of a proper easy to use multiplayer in FIFA 15 drives me absolutely insane with rage, I'd still prefer to be playing that than being at work right now.

Gaming rules.


Tuesday 1 December 2015

FIFA 15. Multiplayer monstrosity

I cannot get my head round why you wouldn't have a normal multiplayer mode that simulated a virtual couch.

It's ridiculous, and so frustrating. If there are only three of you online why can't you play together 2v1 or 3vCPU. Just pick up and play a quick friendly together?

Angry Clint hates it with a passion.


Batman v Superman TV spot

I'm not entirely convinced by the way Superman's cape falls when he lands. I think care always needs to be taken when animating Superman during a fast land.

It's distracting. Superman has just landed, why am I looking at his cape? His cape shouldn't be grabbing my attention. Superman should be the thing i'm concentrating on. Not how his cape reacts to gravity.

I've made my feelings clear.

Shattered Dreams

The new Star Wars Battlefront didn't really live up to my expectations.

I'm absolutely gutted.