Workpressed

Today he was feeling ‘workpressed’. Just out of nowhere he decided to hit us with a new word and then just continue on as if we should all know what he meant. Just casually slipped it into a whatsapp conversation. Workpressed.

But that wasn’t the end of it.

We then get told, “I hate being workpressed. I’d much rather be home impressed.”

So there we have it. ‘Workpressed’ is bad. I’m guessing it is being depressed at work or pressed to do more work than you can actually get done. But tacking the word ‘Impressed’ onto the end of something is good.

We have entered a new world of ‘Pappisms’. You’ve been warned.

New PS4 Multiplayer game

It takes guts and courage to get everyone to agree on the next LYL1 multiplayer game choice

Poker night

The night before the incident with the crumbs. Crumbgate.

 

I’ve probably not told you about the incident with the crumbs. But I will. One day.

This is the life

He really hates walking

The lad hates walking.  I mean he really does hate it.

It's tough being the boss

Rocket League

Online gaming is stressful. Man, it can really fuck you up. I just want to win every time. Losing is totally pish!

Getting beat 10-3 is like getting kicked in the stones. You just want to curl up and pack it all in. Stick the PS4 on ebay. Game over.

The perils of cross platform compatibility

Pappi is not a fan of a gentle stroll

On Friday we are going on a grand adventure

Look oot Leith, we are coming for yi.

Pappi and Clint are gonna get gished

Trying oot a new style, ken.  Just giving it a whirl.

Been on holiday, ken.

Been on holiday.  Not had a chance to write anything amazing.

But I will tell you this.  We need a new game.  A decent multiplayer that has the pick up and play ease of Rocket League, and the banter levels of GTA5 online.

That's what we need.

And if you suggest Payday 2 I will come round your house, find you, drag you outside and dump you in a  bin.

You've been warned.

Rocket League - A poem

A poem by Angry Clint.

The trials and tribulations of Rocket League
or
Sod's Law

Nae boosties

Nae boosties

Nae gamesmester tae help get boosties

Nae boosties

the end

Didn't have Chicken

Ma Chicken wasn't ready until well after 10:30pm last night.

But i'll be having it tonight, make no mistake.  It's currently sitting in the Slow Cooker soaking in it's juices and sauce.

Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!

Chicken

I am totally gonna have Chicken for ma tea the night.

Unless ah get a Kebab.  But ah'll prolly go for Chicken.

The Second Force Awakens

"But how could a Slave Girl take down the third in command of the Second Force?"

Kids, don't take Vodka to the cinema!

Rocket League

At some stage I will get back to playing Rocket League.

You have my word.

30 yard raker into the top corner!!  Rocket Jumping.  An absolute peach of a goal.

No Star Wars 8 or 9 SPOILERS

Already there are far too many fan theories floating about for episode 8 and 9. I want to know nothing. NOTHING.

Don't tell me anything about your theory on who Rey's Parents are. Who Snoke might be. The knights of Ren. If you think Lor San Tekka isn't really dead. How the next movie will open. When the next movie will open.

I don't care.

Because if even one of them turns out to be true then i'll be f@#king livid!!!

The Prettiest Star is shining brighter tonight